Yo dont text me then not text me
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
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I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
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When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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