areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
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she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
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That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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