I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
My pussy is not your playground.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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