I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Randomize