She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
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guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
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Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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