I can tuck mytits in my pants
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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