i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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