I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
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I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
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You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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