you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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