you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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