That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
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I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
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You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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