Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
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I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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