READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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