I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
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in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
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