glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
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Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
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I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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