I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
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So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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