no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
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We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
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Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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