is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
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So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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