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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
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we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
wow bdsm is so cute
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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