make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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