R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
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my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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