im about as happy as oj after his trial
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
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Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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