Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
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we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
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It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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