Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
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After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
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