just tell him i said nine months
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
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She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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