I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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