Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
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Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
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I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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