I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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