dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
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My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
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Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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