can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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