Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
As shirtless as possible
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I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
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Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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