I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
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dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
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Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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