I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
My vagina just recognized that song.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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