nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
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I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
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I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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