Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
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I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
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I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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