i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
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And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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