I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
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We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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