You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
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The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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