whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
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His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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