i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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