you're like a bully in the Christmas story
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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