how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
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Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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