69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
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I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
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I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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