The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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