ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
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Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
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What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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