If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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