Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
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Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
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