i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
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We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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