Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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