I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
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I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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