drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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