why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
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I need a burrito and a hug.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
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Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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